The first step...

To all blog readers, this blog is special because it's written by a man so devastated by his own dementia that he was forced to write it because the voices told him to... Ok, so that first part is a lie, however, for months I've considered starting a blog about my messy stairs (hence the title for you wouldbe Sherlocks). You see, I currently live in a cute little cave of an apartment in downtown Montreal, it's in the basement, so my front stairs are constantly filled with other peoples garbage (thought frankly I've thought of joining the fun numerous times). I plan on taking pictures and posting them on the regular so as to keep you fine reading folks entertained and amused with my random findings...

Notable findings to date :

-chip bags

-used maxi pad (so gross)

-pizza box (dominos with an address from accross the street, thanks neighbors)

-running shoe (as in 1, kinda freaky)

-big mac boxes (there isn't a micydees for blocks)

-tooth brush

-dead bird (positioned at my doorstep, feet up, probably an offering from a local alley cat who was giving me props)

On a more interesting tip, I think that the title of my blog also should be interpreted in the sense of being a description of the cosmic journey of ones life, starting at the bottom of a staircase and slowly working one's way up... So I'll be posting lots of other crap about my life and funny or retarded things I find online...

*WARNING : For all of the writing Nazi's out there, there will be spelling/punctuation/grammar errors as well as run on sentences, so either remark in an entertaining way or keep your hate to yourself, this is the interweb, where freedom of speech is in tandem with creative writing(literally creative)